Dance With Me
BY: Thomas Herrmann
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Performed in Lawrence, KS at Songpull 3
About the Song
It just came
About the Songwriter
I'm in the School of Rock
Songwriter's Occupation
Student
Songwriter Resides in…
Kansas City, KS



24 Comments
Barry L. Says:
May 05, 2009You have too arrogant of an approach to music. You assume that people with think you're smart if you say, "That's how it's done." It's obviously contrived though. It's all too true, you obviously have NO inspiration. Also, have you EVER washed that hair? I actually am curious. You're facial expressions and your overall mannerisms clue me into the fact that you are a sociopath. Don't get all big-headed though, you aren't one of the cool movie ones. You aren't the Irish Johnny Winter you think you are. Your songs are as emotionless as you. You probably wrote this song about someone else's girlfriend you're a pervert to, the creep that you are. When I look into your eyes I see nothing. Oh, and slapping your guitar is RETARDED! I can also tell that you don’t understand philosophy, because there is no philosophy for the moral-less. You also do these little things for show that don’t make any noise, you expect no one to say bullshit, but you’re just doing them to be cool. You also have such an over-inflated ego, that if you were confronted about it you would probably try to convince me that YOU could hear the difference -being “Special”- and I didn’t have super musician hearing like you. I saw a child molester once, and he looked just like you….hmmmm
Barry L. Says:
May 05, 2009You have too arrogant of an approach to music. You assume that people with think you're smart if you say, "That's how it's done." It's obviously contrived though. It's all too true, you obviously have NO inspiration. Also, have you EVER washed that hair? I actually am curious. You're facial expressions and your overall mannerisms clue me into the fact that you are a sociopath. Don't get all big-headed though, you aren't one of the cool movie ones. You aren't the Irish Johnny Winter you think you are. Your songs are as emotionless as you. You probably wrote this song about someone else's girlfriend you're a pervert to, the creep that you are. When I look into your eyes I see nothing. Oh, and slapping your guitar is RETARDED! I can also tell that you don’t understand philosophy, because there is no philosophy for the moral-less. You also do these little things for show that don’t make any noise, you expect no one to say bullshit, but you’re just doing them to be cool. You also have such an over-inflated ego, that if you were confronted about it you would probably try to convince me that YOU could hear the difference -being “Special”- and I didn’t have super musician hearing like you. I saw a child molester once, and he looked just like you….hmmmm
Barry L. Says:
May 05, 2009You're not the modern-day Mozart you think you are.
Barry L. Says:
May 05, 2009You're not the modern-day Mozart you think you are.
Barry L. Says:
May 05, 2009You're not the modern-day Mozart you think you are.
Jim H. Says:
May 05, 2009Barry L, you must be the biggest jerk ever. You are clearly a sick man. Please get some psychiatric help.
Jim H. Says:
May 05, 2009Barry L, you must be the biggest jerk ever. You are clearly a sick man. Please get some psychiatric help.
Thomas H. Says:
May 05, 2009Thank you Barry. Your constructive criticism is incredibly refreshing. It's always really great to have someone really rip on your very first songwriting endeavor.
On a less sarcastic note, I almost cried the first time I read your comment, but then I came to a realization. You don't make ANY valid points, and clearly, the intent of this is to make me feel bad. Why else would you mention my hair? Do you think I'm some kind of shallow barbie doll? I don't care if you don't like my hair, because honestly, it's my personality and my achievements that define who I am. Not my outward appearance.
Speaking of major personality defects, and over-inflated egos - Where the hell do you get off making a judgement about what kind of person I am based on a video of me playing guitar? You seem to think I believe I'm some superior creative force of music, and call me an ego-maniac based on your belief, but in the same breath assume you know exactly what kind of person I am because you have the miraculous power to analyze the core of my being by watching me play music in someone's living room. Which of us is showing the ego problems here? You want arrogance? Tough. YOu have too much already. I'm not giving you any of mine.
I look like I'm doing a bunch of little things for show that don't make any noise because:
A. I'm not very good at it. I'm still learning.
B. The mic just might not pick up every little thing that happens. This isn't a studio, and it's not a high-dollar professional production (Although David did do a great job). Things get lost in the mix.
Slapping your guitar is a pretty widely accepted technique. Ever seen August Rush? Yeah, nice try. I'm not worried about your comments about my musicianship because anyone who simply dismisses something as 'Retarded' without any evidence or supporting argument like that doesn't possess the musicianship neccessary to judge mine. I accept everything musical and evaluate it based on its merits and how others perceive it, rather than simply saying "I don't like it, I don't understand it, it must be stupid." Grow up.
You're =/= Your. Hooked on Phonics dude. Seriously. Get with it.
You're right about one thing! Congratulations! I don't understand philosophy. Simple fact. I just don't. I hold hugely long conversations with myself regarding the meaning of life and love, but I don't know ANYTHING about philosophy.
I don't think I'm special. Honestly, I don't. I'm quite good for my age, but no matter how good I get, there will always be someone who's better. That's the way it works. It's kinda philosophical, so of course I don't understand it, but I can accept that I am not, and never will be, the best of the best of the best. There's no such thing.
I'm just gonna ignore the parts where you call me a sociopathic child molester because you're obviously seriously ill.
So just to wrap up:
Get off your high horse.
I'd love to see you do better.
Try and be more open and accepting of other people.
Stop being an asshole.
Grow up.
Get some help.
Try and advance your grammar to something beyond the third-grade level.
Sincerely,
Thomas
P.S. I didn't write this for anyone. I was practically finished with it, then I dedicated it to my best friend and let her name it. Don't judge that which you do not know.
Matt M. Says:
May 06, 2009Well, Barry L. you certainly made the wrong move.
By using the internet -awkward device #1- you have given the target of your mislead opinion the opportunity to compose (emphasis here) quite a devastating reply. Of course, in person it would be no different since you're clearly lacking in depth knowledge of Tommy. (I mean no offense here it's just flat out true).
There are three points I personally wish to break down if you wish for more just ask...
#1 On the topic of philosophy... On what grounds and for what reason do you have to assume there is a lack of philosophical understanding? What clued you in? Was it the in depth discussions you've had with him regarding basic elements of nature? The meaning of life? Martial arts? Theoretical topics of all kinds? Was it the talk about massive numbers leading to the comprehension of a google-plex-plex-plex as well as a google-minex-plex? Was it the elaboration on that topic that lead to comprehending infinity? Or was it the assumption that since you have heard none of these, he does not possess philosophical understanding?
#2 Arrogance - there is not a human in this world who is free of arrogance, and being in front of a camera ether evokes shyness or over confidence in those who are not used to it (I tend towards the shy side). And trust me Tommy does not lack his share of Humility.
#3 You read him like a book, a book written in a language you only half understand. You want to judge him based what you think you have gathered from your interaction with him or lack there of. How about I try reading you? You seem to me the type who can't say things like this without a vehicle... something to carry your words for you. Your declaration that the song or rather songs were emotionless implies that you have heard more than one, and that you believe you carry a greater perspective over emotion than another individual. You state you know why this song was written, however, being dead wrong shows me you are not wary of assumptions. You say you look at his facial expressions and see a sociopath... and yet out of myself, I have seen those same expressions driven by nervousness with no sociopathic inclination. Because of this, I am inclined to think that you believe yourself to have an infallible comprehension of human psychology. And that you do these mental gymnastics to convince yourself that what you're seeing lines up with your seeming pre-judgement of the person.
-----Being prone to assumptions myself, I'll hand you one. I can assume that the reason you did this (based on my former statements) is that you have or have had the desire to feel better than Tommy, maybe even to make him feel weaker than you. Extrapolating further, to validate yourself, by projecting on to him your most undesirable experiences in life... It's my opinion that you had made up your mind about Tommy before you had the chance to understand him. In the end my assumption is what... True? False? It doesn't matter really, you can make it either. Further more, I apologize if you were hurt by my comments --- This is the folly of the internet and your decision to use it as such.
And you know what? If you ever happen to check this post again, you will have impressed me.
Chris H. Says:
May 06, 2009I clicked on Barry's name to learn more about this scathing Simon Cowell wannabe, and it said "Void." 'Nuff said.
BJ M. Says:
May 06, 2009Wow. I am thinking it's possible Barry has issues. Maybe he wasn't breastfed or whatever....don't really care. He needs a hobby. Or a pill. Therapy? Wait, I know.....a bitch slap! Barry, you are sad and pathetic. btw-Good Job, Tommy!
Patrice C. Says:
May 06, 2009Barry L. I barely know anyone here and it's more than just a little obvious to even a less knowledgeable outsider that there's something seriously wrong with you. Are you at all aware of how much you revealed of your own problems in that post? If not, you are definitely toooooo isolated to know how that sort of thing looks to the regular world. I am honestly concerned for you. You seem to be a very angry person. Please, I sincerely urge you to get help.
John M. Says:
May 06, 2009I don't know Barry L., but I've seen, talked with, and heard Thomas. And I'm behind Thomas all the way.
Patrice C. Says:
May 06, 2009P.S. I liked Thomas's song. I enjoyed what sounds to me like a Kottke-esque twist on Bluegrass guitar. It has a beautiful folk resonance and is harmonically interesting. Also, better to reach somewhat imperfectly toward an creative identity than to never reach for fear of how unidentified, and perhaps un-necessary others, might react to imperfection.
Peggy M. Says:
May 07, 2009That is a really cool performance of a very cool song!!! I loved the percussive stuff, and I love that the guitar is percussive. That aspect is definitely one of the things that intrigues me and draws me to it.
Hell yes, the guitar is percussive -- check out Rodrigo y Gabriela's Stairway to Heaven -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNc5o9TU0t0 .
Thomas, let me just say again, that was a really good performance of a really cool song. You are not alone in having songs just come to you, as I'm sure you know. Bob Dylan says the same thing. So does Tom Petty. Two of the best in my opinion.
I LOVED IT -- LOVE IT.
I hit the report abuse button on all that other junk because I'd like to post your video to my facebook without a bunch of diverting, trollish bs.
This song and this songwriter deserve that. Way to go, Thomas!!!
David P. Says:
May 07, 2009i actually joined to tell you this. i'm sorry about barry l. I was on a gaming forum with berry less about three or four years ago, i've always been really into jak and dak and resi. i posted a video of a runthough and he went nuts commenting about my playing skills and how i tried to look fancy and stuff. he actually called me a pervert and child molester to. anyway i was really upset. so i disided to look at some of his chats with other membors, and it turnd out that his parents molested him, and his wife had got killed by a stalker a couple years ago. he's a total dick, but i guess he's like real unstable. i mean, he could have been lying, but something bad must have happened.
anyway the song is verry august rush! kind of sonds irish folk. =)
i saw this and i was like barry l?
David P. Says:
May 07, 2009oh and dont cry. he isnt worth it. =]
David P. Says:
May 07, 2009is that realy your first song?
barry l. Says:
May 08, 2009This is embarrasing, but I was really drunk when I posted that. I'm leaving songpull now. I know I can be a dick when I get drunk. I do totally project my shit onto people. I guess in a way I thought someone would think this was really funny. I know I toyed with emotions, I'm probably the sociopathic one. I had such a reaction to this, I don't know why. I know I need mental help. I say these things that I think are just so funny and then the comments come rolling in and I think, god you're a dick, Barry. I've never had much of a social life, and the internet is most of it. I go around from forum to forum getting kicked off of each eventually because I lose my temper. I didn't enjoy the song, but I know I went ape shit. I agree I need pills, and I need to stop drinking. I got hooked on drinking when I was really young, and I've been doing it ever since. I don't think I've ever flaired up this bad before though. Trust me I know I was a total asshole to you. Apologies. I wish I was a better guitar player. I forget that other people have feelings. I was going through some intense emotions last night and I went crazy on you when I shoulc have gone crazy on my father. Well, really I shouldn't go crazy on anyone. I'm going to try to stop drinking, I do this stuff too much. You were right to make fun of my grammer, I try to pretend I'm so smart, but I forget little rules like that. I never really understood you're versis your, and my reading grade level much lower than I would like. You know if you want to have longhair or whatever that's up to you I guess. I just never took to kindly to long haired men. I probaby got that from dad. Well, shucks, I wish that I hadn't almost made you cry. Simon Cowell is pretty funny I think, but then again I probably am the sociopathic one. I'm sorry to you too David P. I don't remember ever doing anything like that, but I suppose it's possible. I know what I dick I am, sometimes I just wish I was dead. I know I have some mental issues. I'm trying to fix it, I am. Please pretend I never said anything, just go on and do you're thing. I know that's too much to ask, but please do. As I said, I won't be on songpull again. If any of you say anything about me, it will probably be true. If you say I'm stupid, if you call me an asshole, if you say that I'm a drunkard, or insane. It's all true. Don't pay attention to me.
I deeply regret my life, and this chapter in particular.
-Barry L. The Dick
Jim H. Says:
May 08, 2009Barry L. thanks for your confession. You did stir up quite the whirlwind. It's been a learning experience for all of us. Like, what not to do when you're drunk. :-)
I seriously hope you can get the mental health services you need. You are not alone. There are millions of people in the US that have untreated mental health issues. Admiting that you need help is a very good step. Follow up on that.
Good luck.
Peggy M. Says:
May 08, 2009AA is a pretty good place to start the not-drinking part. Make sure you find a group that is friendly and funny. Shop around if you have to. You'll find it :)
David P. Says:
May 08, 2009still not ok barry. save your guilt and just get some freaking help.
Rick S. Says:
May 08, 2009Great job Tommy!
I loved it. I could really feel where you are going with this tune, and I loved going there!
Thanks!
DJ R. Says:
Jun 29, 2009David P - Barry came through and confessed, be kind and not a hateful. Show some support and love because being arrogant is not the way to go about.